Unlawful Heat
Smoked chile and garlic applied past the point of oversight. Flavor first. Heat immediately after.
Smoked chile · garlic · tomato
Analysis identified smoked chile, garlic, and a tomato-adjacent tang applied with what the inspecting officer described as "intent." The burn builds slowly and does not file for permission. It is, however, a flavor event first and a heat event second — this is not novelty pain. Nobody films their friends eating it.
The Division classifies the product as extremely snackable and has declined to establish a maximum session length, citing futility.
Pre-order
The first run was consumed faster than projected, a failure of forecasting the Division has decided to describe as "demand." The second run is in production. Reserve yours now with an email — no card, no charge today. We confirm before anyone pays, and pre-orders ship first.
- ▸ Quality control: rigorous. Flavor control: failed.
- ▸ Free shipping on orders over $40, applied when the run ships
- ▸ 4.5 oz per bag — a regulation sharing size, rarely shared
- ▸ Ships flat-rate anywhere in the US when the run is released
What you're tasting
- Smoked chile, unrepentant
- Garlic-forward savory base
- Tomato tang, undeclared
- A burn that escalates politely
Goes well with
- Cold beverages in quantity
- Group settings where sharing is reluctantly performed
- Ranch Hand, administered as a countermeasure
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